Tech Mahindira : Wanted Candidates for Firing!

[A mock ad received in WhatsApp from an affected Tech Mahindra employee ]

Tech Mahindra is looking to fire employees from multiple positions. Please find below description for requirement:

Exp: 4-20 yrs
Salary: 2 months (on the spot 70% rest 30% in next 15 days)

Mandatory Skills:

• MUST have L rating in present appraisal.
• MUST be on business wait (Duration is no bar for right candidates).
• He/she must be performing well in last project with customer appreciations.

Good to have:

• Approaching five year with firm to be eligible for gratuity amount.
• Be a good team player.
• Be open to learn new technologies.
• Being nervous is a plus.
• Be in Pune/Maharashtra location

Note:

1. Having good knowledge on any technology is NOT considered.
2. No negotiations on PRD issues.
3. Mobiles and camera not allowed during interview process.

PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IF:

• You are already buttering your managers till date.
• Already resigned from Tech Mahindra in the last 2 months.
• Received good hike for doing nothing.
• Still taking CEO visions and press talk seriously.

If you find it suitable, please send your interest to HR, Tech Mahindra