[A mock ad received in WhatsApp from an affected Tech Mahindra employee ]
Tech Mahindra is looking to fire employees from multiple positions. Please find below description for requirement:
Exp: 4-20 yrs
Salary: 2 months (on the spot 70% rest 30% in next 15 days)
- MUST have L rating in present appraisal.
- MUST be on business wait (Duration is no bar for right candidates).
- He/she must be performing well in last project with customer appreciations.
Good to have:
- Approaching five year with firm to be eligible for gratuity amount.
- Be a good team player.
- Be open to learn new technologies.
- Being nervous is a plus.
- Be in Pune/Maharashtra location
- Having good knowledge on any technology is NOT considered.
- No negotiations on PRD issues.
- Mobiles and camera not allowed during interview process.
PLEASE DO NOT APPLY IF:
- You are already buttering your managers till date.
- Already resigned from Tech Mahindra in the last 2 months.
- Received good hike for doing nothing.
- Still taking CEO visions and press talk seriously.
If you find it suitable, please send your interest to HR, Tech Mahindra